Tuesday, August 10, 2010

LESSON #1

Guys, come on. This isn't that difficult. Generally, when you meet a girl, you want to try and impress them. You want to get them interested on some level whether it be your looks, your career, your personality, whatever it is, you want to make it to at least the first date. Here is what YOU DO NOT DO:

You do not, under any circumstance, on an inital phonecall reveal any of the following:

You don't tell her that if she doesn't know what beer pong is, you can't talk.

You don't tell her about the time you got arrested for a dui and drug posession charge, and how you ate your weed while the officer was running your licence.

You don't tell her how after your posessions charge, you try to cross over into Canada for some more "fun", and  then get kicked out of Canada.

And you probably don't want to tell a single mother of two that because you dont have an ex wife or kids you've been able to have a "good" life.

No, sorry buddy. There were too many strikes to count. And that last one? well that was three strikes all on its own.

NEXT....

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